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Pirate radio never looked so good

wineandalgolagnia:

hobbitdragon:

sunwukong-stoaway:

distractedbyshinyobjects:


Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.
I ship it to the moon.

The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.

For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!

I will reblog this every time I see it

There are no other words for this than BRILLIANT!

1) The 50th Anniversary special established that Time Lords can make three-dimensional paintings that can be entered with stasis cubes.2) Mary takes the children into one of Bert’s street painting like it ain’t no thang.3) So not only is Bert the chimney sweep also a Time Lord because he made the painting, but Mary is crazy powerful even for a Time Lord, because she can jump in and out of the painting at will, something even Time Lord Bert can’t do.
Yeah, this is now canon.

Reblogged from songswithoutwords

wineandalgolagnia:

hobbitdragon:

sunwukong-stoaway:

distractedbyshinyobjects:

Miss Frizzle and Mary Poppins, Lady Time Lords.

I ship it to the moon.

The Teacher and The Nanny. The Magic School Bus is a TARDIS, and Mary’s bag is bigger on the inside. No one will ever convince me that this is not true. Oh, and I ship it.

For crying out loud, the Magic School Bus actually does travel through time and space, easily changes it’s form like a Chameleon Circuit, and is casually ALIVE in certain ways. It’s a friggin’ TARDIS in all but name!

I will reblog this every time I see it

There are no other words for this than BRILLIANT!

1) The 50th Anniversary special established that Time Lords can make three-dimensional paintings that can be entered with stasis cubes.
2) Mary takes the children into one of Bert’s street painting like it ain’t no thang.
3) So not only is Bert the chimney sweep also a Time Lord because he made the painting, but Mary is crazy powerful even for a Time Lord, because she can jump in and out of the painting at will, something even Time Lord Bert can’t do.

Yeah, this is now canon.

(Source: thaumivore-moved)

Reblogged from retroapathy

ashtoniousrex:

backstories to random gifs are my favorite thing and they need to continue

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Reblogged from peculiar-doll

peculiar-doll:

captaingoodbeard said:ohmigod, new sitcom idea: Meet The Drugmans. A family whose name is Drugman get so constantly raided by suspicious cops they decide they may as well make their home a crack den.

Isn’t that more or less the plot of Ideal?

…goddammit

Reblogged from gitanaxxpunk

lucifers-top:

I’m a joke, you’re a joke, this life time is a fucking joke

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes yeah

Got them ‘Neal Cassady going down to lay on a Mexican railroad track and freeze to death’ blues

Most of the people I want to be important to me
Push me away
In what they probably think is a subtle way

They’re happy to tell stories
About the times I was at my best
Or the times I was at my worst
But when the chips are down they walk away
To save themselves
The trouble

I don’t know if I can blame them
But I know it feels cold
In a way I could never embrace

And I wonder if this now-long-standing plan
Of running away to Colorado
Might just be because freezing to death in Mexico
Sounds so much like drowning in the Sahara

And did you just walk until you couldn’t walk any more,
And lie down on what happened to be a train track?

Or were you waiting for a train,
A quick, bloody, dramatic exit,
But instead were given a slow, blue slide into nothing?

Some nights, Sal,
I think of Dean Moriarty too.

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

Reblogged from songswithoutwords

let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly

nicbravo-reblogs:


deep sigh of contentment


Pornography.

Reblogged from butjesuswhatamess

nicbravo-reblogs:

deep sigh of contentment

Pornography.

Reblogged from songswithoutwords

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

the—brothad:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

The yellow man gives him a HIGH FIVE ON THE WAY OUT.

Reblogged from peculiar-doll

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

the—brothad:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

The yellow man gives him a HIGH FIVE ON THE WAY OUT.

(Source: 4gifs)