never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
One of the only things I remember about Harry Potter was that, for this same scene in English, J.K. Rowling had to make his middle name ‘Marvolo’. France wins, dude.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure there are a few thousand billion planets in the universe but whatever
This little baby will be mine in January if everything goes right. Just waiting on a house check and stuff first :) <3
If you’re wondering about the eyes, he’s a little blind puppy from Romania.
I’m gonna call him Bolan. And he will ensure a gooolden new year <3
Bolan Lugosi, hakshally.
It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.
It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.
And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.
When I went to Dublin with my girlfriend a few years ago, this was almost right outside our hotel and we walked past it on our first day there and we were just like “What the fuck is this thing?” and weren’t even sure it was there on purpose.
Western Black Rhino officially declared extinct. Good job everyone. Round of applause because the ivory was soooooo worth it.
Good job, humanity. Fucking shame.
I am crying. Omfg
That’s so sad
; . ;
*plays a mournful dirge on piano* oh…oh…. god damn it.
rhinos are so fucking cool who would want to kill one…
don’t blame the people who did the killing; blame the rich fucks who incentivised the killing by offering large amounts of money for the ivory.
Nick hits nails on heads. You want to do something to save the remaining species of rhinos (along with all the elephants, tigers, lions and other endangered animals that are killed for their ivory and hides)? You can start by doing something to alleviate the crushing poverty that makes it such a necessity for so many people. Because you know that image you have of poachers as all being like the bad guy from Rescuers Down Under? It’s childish bullshit. When you’re starving, and your country’s economy is being crushed under insurmountable debt, and there’s an animal outside that’s almost literally made of money, you might not stop to think about whether or not it’s on an endangered species list.
I wish Batman was depicted like this more often. Many of his villains are mentally ill and victims of tragic circumstances, it would be nice to see him try to help them as much as he helps the people they put in danger because of their problems.
I tear up every time I watch this show. “I had a bad day too, once.”
Best version of Batman. Best version of Harley.
"You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed."
Son, you throw like a girl who only uses her arms to throw instead of her whole body because girls didn’t really evolve to be as athletic as men.
Son, you throw like a girl that isn’t athletic because they’re the limiting factor of reproduction, so dangerous feats of physical prowess aren’t really ingrained in them.
Son, you throw like a girl that would never have thrown a spear/ball in tribal days because that meant fighting, and a woman would only fight as a last resort, because the men were out fighting for her.
Son, you throw like a whiny fucking bitch that has no idea how sexual dichotomy makes men and women extremely different in a variety of ways that go past genitalia.
to be honest, that last one reads like dialogue I’d write in a satire on modern family dynamics but after a minute on tumblr most creative shit just seems totally fucking futile.
Dad, you coach like a pretentious, sexist dudebro who thinks that throwing the word ‘evolution’ into some randomly chosen part of his pathetic misogynistic screed will create the illusion that there is some scientific basis for his bigotry and make us take his stupid bullshit any more seriously.
"Oh, snap!" - Killer Croc.